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Texts From Last Night

BEATE-MAREN McCANN B.P.R.D. Posts: 68	Texts From Last Night Jun 1, 2011 12:18:37 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BEATE-MAREN McCANN on Jun 1, 2011 12:18:37 GMT 1 In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.

LIZ SHERMAN B.P.R.D. Posts: 54	Texts From Last Night Jun 1, 2011 17:49:56 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LIZ SHERMAN on Jun 1, 2011 17:49:56 GMT 1 He is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. And as I was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.

BEATE-MAREN McCANN B.P.R.D. Posts: 68	Texts From Last Night Jun 2, 2011 18:03:51 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BEATE-MAREN McCANN on Jun 2, 2011 18:03:51 GMT 1 I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.

ABE SAPIEN B.P.R.D. Posts: 63	Texts From Last Night Jun 2, 2011 19:40:14 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ABE SAPIEN on Jun 2, 2011 19:40:14 GMT 1 It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.

LIZ SHERMAN B.P.R.D. Posts: 54	Texts From Last Night Jun 2, 2011 20:21:18 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LIZ SHERMAN on Jun 2, 2011 20:21:18 GMT 1 Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.

BEATE-MAREN McCANN B.P.R.D. Posts: 68	Texts From Last Night Jun 5, 2011 19:04:43 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BEATE-MAREN McCANN on Jun 5, 2011 19:04:43 GMT 1 We put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.

ELLIOT BRIDGES Civilian Posts: 23	Texts From Last Night Jun 5, 2011 19:35:31 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ELLIOT BRIDGES on Jun 5, 2011 19:35:31 GMT 1 I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"

BEATE-MAREN McCANN B.P.R.D. Posts: 68	Texts From Last Night Jun 5, 2011 21:53:02 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BEATE-MAREN McCANN on Jun 5, 2011 21:53:02 GMT 1 There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.

LORENA ZACCARDO B.P.R.D. Posts: 56	Texts From Last Night Jun 7, 2011 15:46:05 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LORENA ZACCARDO on Jun 7, 2011 15:46:05 GMT 1 Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".

BEATE-MAREN McCANN B.P.R.D. Posts: 68	Texts From Last Night Jun 8, 2011 15:01:38 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BEATE-MAREN McCANN on Jun 8, 2011 15:01:38 GMT 1 Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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ABE SAPIEN B.P.R.D. Posts: 63	Texts From Last Night Jun 20, 2011 12:34:16 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ABE SAPIEN on Jun 20, 2011 12:34:16 GMT 1 They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.

BEATE-MAREN McCANN B.P.R.D. Posts: 68	Texts From Last Night Jul 4, 2011 21:15:58 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BEATE-MAREN McCANN on Jul 4, 2011 21:15:58 GMT 1 No, I do not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.