Post by ABE SAPIEN on May 16, 2011 22:11:35 GMT 1
THE VERY SECRET DIARY
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OF ABE SAPIEN[/color]
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center]DAY ONE: »» Asked HB if he needed anything from the store...
He said if I was in whore foods to bring home something tall and blonde.
Suspects he meant Nuada.
DAY TWO: »» I look funnier with hair than I all ready do.
Must not let Hellboy find out about my collection of blue swim caps.
DAY THREE: »» The BPRD Still believes me.
That my invention is a breathing apparatus, I mean.
Must find more fashionable toilet seats.
DAY FOUR: »» I woke up to a bright new morning.
Discovered fish food floating on the surface of my tank.
Must remind new agents to drop KFC variety buckets instead.
DAY FIVE: »» Decided to set all telephones of the BPRD to ring simultaneously.
Ran away as quickly as possible. Fell into giant cat.
Must see nurse.
DAY SIX: »» Bea brought me music, I suspect it was mating gerbils.
She said it was frogs, but I don't know about that. It was crazy.
Still the smartest.
DAY SEVEN: »» Had to pay a visit to troll market.
Met princess. Found out it was the prince.
Still the smartest.
DAY EIGHT: »» Is wondering why my new uniform is skimpier than the girls.
Pink Underwear Day. Going to sing Bad Romance now.
Still the Smartest.[/color]
